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[epitaffio]

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<kriskringle>

[getmeoutofthedraft]

Merry Christmas!

Your Secret Santa is Waldo Butters. "Eyes" on the network. Price limit is whatever you want it to be, please gift something by December 24.

Ho, ho, ho!

<purplepiper>

[epitaffio]

[... Ah boy.]

Can I get a reroll?

<whichdoctor>

[getmeoutofthedraft]

Ho, ho, no.

Why, what's wrong with Butters?

[justbeingknife]

[ There is a gift for Doppio at his door! WHAT IS IT?

Oh, hey, a nicely-wrapped gift basket of savory treats. A little bread, some cheese, some sausage... and even a bottle of wine. For that hungery monster, no doubt. ]

Thought this might help some of that appetite.
-Majima

<purplepiper>

[epitaffio]

[Oh no he didn't plan that far ahead]

Well...
I don't really know him!
How can I get someone a gift if I don't know what they like?

[epitaffio]

[Doppio will appreciate this greatly. Especially the sausage.

But he's gonna have to shape up and get something meatier any time now...]

<kriskringle>

[getmeoutofthedraft]

You get your sleuthing hat on, Sherlock. Jesus, it's like no-one around here even understands how Secret Santa works.

I posted Doppio's secret santa gift on the gifting meme but wanted to make sure you got it

[headmasterofhope]

[By his doorstep on Christmas Day Doppio found a small gift at his door and a trail of paw prints leading into the distance.

Inside he would find some fancy winter gloves and a christmas scarf.]

((OOC:Sorry for the late present. Last month was crazy and I originally thought that I just needed to post his gift on the gifting meme.))

<purplepiper>

[epitaffio]

[Well, shit. Looks like he's not getting out of this that easily.]

Ok, ok :/
I guess I'll see what I can do

thanks! i totally failed to keep up with that meme so i appreciate it <3

[epitaffio]

[Oh yeah, the Secret Santa. He... kind of forgot he'd be getting stuff.

Was the person who left him these really that nice or just doing it because they had to, he wonders...?]

Backdated to Event

[bent_the_world]

[So none of this is great. Plague never is, but monster plague....even worse.]

[Hestia's is officially on lockdown. Literally. At the flip of a switch, bars cover the windows and the gate locks with about half a dozen locks, effectively quarantining the building. She's got a priority after all, and it's the kids she's sort of in charge of.]

[She also makes it a point to seek out their newest resident, knocking on Doppio's door and calling through the wood right after initiating lockdown.]

Hey, don't freak out over the hotel suddenly turning into a fort, I did that, it's that high tech defense I was telling you about.

[epitaffio]

[Judging by the look on Doppio's face when he opens the door, he was either about to ask or afraid to ask.]

You know, I was still kind of assuming you were joking about that... What's going on out there?

[bent_the_world]

Nope. This place is as safe as a place can be around here. Which is good for us, since apparently horrible monster plague is ravaging the streets?

[All Korra has is the network buzz to go on, but it sounds Bad.]

Sorry to basically lock you in like this, but I figure you can understand why.

[epitaffio]

N-No, I get it! We still have meat in the fridge, right? I hope I'm not asking too much, but my stomach's been starting to bug me pretty badly when I don't eat for too long...

[Still, he'll live. Probably safer to just wait it out, if it's that bad.]

... Things happen a lot around here, don't they?

[bent_the_world]

It's fine, we're stocked up. And there's a meat freezer downstairs with backup supplies, just in case.

[The hotel is prepared for any sort of long lasting emergency. Food, water, medical supplies, fuel...there's even a generator in case of power outages that last more than a couple of hours.]

...Yeah, things happen a lot. You sort of just get used to it as part of life, as messed up as that sounds.

There's also plenty of board games and the radio and stuff in the common area, to stave off cabin fever. And you know...all the homemade soda we can drink.

... i'm not sure if this qualifies as suicidal ideation but here's a warning anyway

[epitaffio]

[He can't help frowning a little. It's not so much that "getting used to it" sounds messed up, but more the fact that he's not even supposed to be alive in the first place. He shouldn't have to get used to it.

But never mind that. Luckily, a different subject comes to mind easily.]

Hey, since I'm apparently undead now... [- and his numerous deer-like features make his exact species obvious, too -] Soda can't actually make me sick anymore, right?

[bent_the_world]

It shouldn't! I'll be honest, I haven't hung out too much with undead, but what's soda going to do to you? I've got a ton of flavors, too.

[Korra's social circle is predominantly a minotaur and a harpy these days, and she'd never had any close friends that were any of the undead kinds of monsters.]

Oh yeah, and if there's anything specific you need that makes daily home life easier...I don't know what ghost deer need, but we'll make it happen.

[epitaffio]

Well, I have been kind of bored.

[Which has nothing to do with the lockdown, but he can see it getting worse, depending on how long this goes on. He was used to just... zoning out and waking up to a phone call with something new to do, but for some reason he can't zone out like he used to, and time feels like it's been passing by so slowly...]

What kinds of games do you have?

[bent_the_world]

A bunch! Also cards and a dart board. And if you're into martial arts at all there's a really nice training room set up just a floor down. Some gym equipment, too.

[Korra turns to head to the common area, and gestures for him to follow.]

Come on, you can check out your options. I'll make us some drinks.

[epitaffio]

M-Martial arts? That sounds cool, but... No, thanks. I'm not much of a fighter...

[He can get down with free drinks, though, so he's right behind her.]

[bent_the_world]

That's okay, you don't have to use it to fight. There's whole schools of martial arts that are focused on defense and meditation and just keeping yourself fit and in balance. It's pretty great exercise.

[Of course Korra is biased. She never shies away from a fight and the one constant across her lives is that she's always been physical.]

[She heads into the small resident kitchen - a pale shadow of the big kitchen downstairs that is never used - and rummages around in a cabinet until she pulls out the soda machine.]

[epitaffio]

Meditation? Really? They don't show that in the movies.

[... Although he supposes that when, say, Karate Kid is doing that one-legged stance, it looks kind of zen? Huuuh. At any rate, it's arguable whether Doppio would be worse at combat-based or meditation-based martial arts.]

Can I help with that?

[bent_the_world]

Because it's boring for the audience watching somebody do meditation poses. It's pretty cool looking when you've got like fifty people all doing it at once, though. Almost like a dance.

[She pulls out the box of flavor syrups and nods.]

Sure. It's pretty easy to set up, just connect that top jar part to the blocky part.

[epitaffio]

Got it. [Luckily, he's pretty good at following instructions when he doesn't forget them.]

Well, maybe you could teach me some time! I'm not exactly graceful, though.

[bent_the_world]

That's okay, it's not like it matters if your forms are perfect or anything. It's all about keeping your mind and body in harmony - which...honestly can be pretty helpful around here.

[Korra pretty much relies on it. Without having meditation and all that training...she's not sure how well she would have adjusted by now.]

So what flavors do you like? You can pretty much put any syrup in this thing and turn it into a soda. Yes, including maple syrup, yes I have tried this and it's delicious.