WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, PURPLEPIPER.

FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 541.26.365.77

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<PURPLEPIPER> Am I doing this right?
<PURPLEPIPER> Pretty weird to just leave a message like this is an answering machine or something
<PURPLEPIPER> ME leaving a message I mean!
<PURPLEPIPER> You can leave one if you want and I'll just get back to you whenever I can.