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[epitaffio]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, PURPLEPIPER. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 541.26.365.77 *** PURPLEPIPER has joined 541.26.365.77 <PURPLEPIPER> Am I doing this right? <PURPLEPIPER> Pretty weird to just leave a message like this is an answering machine or something <PURPLEPIPER> ME leaving a message I mean! <PURPLEPIPER> You can leave one if you want and I'll just get back to you whenever I can.

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<purplepiper>

[epitaffio]

Was it Giorno?
WHAT'S HE PLANNING?

<KrisKringle>

[getmeoutofthedraft]

Jesus H. Christ! No, it wasn't Gigi!

It was me, O.K.? I signed you up because you need to have fun more. Now relax!

<purplepiper>

[epitaffio]

Oh

[... Well, he feels kind of bad now.]

And you signed up the Boss too?
I mean... [IS IT WEIRD TO CALL ANOTHER GUY "BOSS" WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO YOUR BOSS] You know who I mean

[... also wait, "Gigi"????]

<KrisKringle>

[getmeoutofthedraft]

Yeah. He seems like a loner. Thought he could use something to be part of.

<purplepiper>

[epitaffio]

[...]

You shouldn't have just sprung that on him.
What if you ended up matching him with an enemy?

[Which at this point is essentially every other Italian in Ryslig, he thinks, but ANYWAY.]

<KrisKringle>

[getmeoutofthedraft]

I did TRY to do my research, you know.

<purplepiper>

[epitaffio]

So who'd you match him with?

<KrisKringle>

[getmeoutofthedraft]

I'm not telling you. You're not actually his babysitter, you know.

<purplepiper>

[epitaffio]

Hey, I’m just trying to make sure nothing goes wrong!

<KrisKringle>

[getmeoutofthedraft]

You need to learn a little trust, Dop.