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[epitaffio]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, PURPLEPIPER. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 541.26.365.77 *** PURPLEPIPER has joined 541.26.365.77 <PURPLEPIPER> Am I doing this right? <PURPLEPIPER> Pretty weird to just leave a message like this is an answering machine or something <PURPLEPIPER> ME leaving a message I mean! <PURPLEPIPER> You can leave one if you want and I'll just get back to you whenever I can.

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<KrisKringle>

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Ho ho ho! Your Secret Santa recipient is Katurian Katurian!

Get Katurian a present by December 26, and if you can't figure out how to deliver it, you can drop it off (clearly labelled, please!) at Crowe Clinic up until the 24th.

THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT KATURIAN:
- I didn't mis-type, he has the same name twice;
- Goes by "wilhelm" on the network;
- Likes books, stories, that kind of thing;
- Shade.

Be nice to him, he's delicate.

<purplepiper>

[epitaffio]

Oh... I think I know him
That's the guy who writes those depressing stories, right?

<KrisKringle>

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Ding ding ding! Give the man a prize!