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[epitaffio]

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On Oct 1

[pacetua]

There once was a boy who was a Halloween fanatic. He loved dressing up for Halloween, he loved pulling pranks and watching horror movies, and above everything else... he loved candy. One fateful year, while he went trick-or-treating, he visited a house. This house was creepy as hell! It was big, it was old, it smelled like a grandmother and it was owned by a happy, old rich couple. The boy came here thinking that he would be handed out big chocolate bars, because it was a rich person's house but when he knocked on their door... he was handed a bag of that shitty candy that nobody likes! Tootsie rolls, shitty flavoured dum-dums, those weird... peanut things... needless to say, the boy was heartbroken. He was so heartbroken that he died, right there on their porch and now, every Halloween he goes out and finds people to curse. He wants everyone to suffer the same way he did!

Everybody is already suffering from his curse!! Send this to ten people to break the curse, or to avoid getting cursed, or you'll be stuck looking freakier than usual for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!

<purplepiper>

[epitaffio]

What??
Peace what the hell is this?
Is this for real???

<pace_tua>

[pacetua]

chain letter; i'm not chancing looking weirder than I already do, doppio. i need to be cute. to live.

<purplepiper>

[epitaffio]

Yeah I don't know if these things are real.

<pace_tua>

[pacetua]

but what if it *is*, Doppio? I can't risk it.

<purplepiper>

[epitaffio]

I guess this IS Ryslig...
That makes it harder to say for sure huh?

<pace_tua>

[pacetua]

exactly. we can't trust it won't happen, so might as well spread the love(?) of a chain letter.

<purplepiper>

[epitaffio]

I'm not sure if I even know ten people though.

[Not that he's been completely convinced to spread this around yet, but like. It's not IMPOSSIBLE for it to be true...]