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[epitaffio]

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[epitaffio]

[There is a far longer pause before the next message.]

But if you didn't know the candy would do that in the first place, then there wouldn't be a problem, right?

[justbeingknife]

I suppose that'd be more agreeable.

Though it'd probably make more sense to pop to the store if I had a sweet tooth.

[epitaffio]

Well yeah but…
If you had candy right THERE, or you just weren’t thinking…

[justbeingknife]

Doppio are you sure you didn't eat that candy

[epitaffio]

[hhhhhhHHHHHHHH]

I didn't say I DIDN'T eat it exactly...

[justbeingknife]

What's that supposed to mean?! Ya licked it and put it back in the box?!

[epitaffio]

Oh my fucking god NO, I ate it!

[justbeingknife]

WHAT'D THEY TEACH YOU IN GRADE SCHOOL, HUH?

DON'T JUST STICK RANDOM SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH

[epitaffio]

I WAS HUNGRY!!

[You try being hungry all the time, Majima!]

[justbeingknife]

[ well, he did love food but ]

SO BUY SOME SNACKS FOR HOME

I can't believe this. you sure you ain't feelin' some ill effects?

[epitaffio]

Look...
I'm not saying they didn't do anything because that'd be an obvious lie and you kind of already got me
But I SWEAR everything's fine

[justbeingknife]

We've got evidence for and against that claim at this point. But it ain't like I live in Bavan any more.

[ So it was a bit more difficult to check in on the local weirdos. ]

We're fine out here. I guess with fewer monsters, there's fewer monster-lovin' weirdos to show up with adulterated food.

[epitaffio]

[... You know...

Maybe he'll just say it.]

I don't know about everybody else who ate the candy
But I wouldn't mind things staying the way they are right now.

[justbeingknife]

What




why?

[ DOPPIO ]

[epitaffio]

Because...

It's nice.

[It's nice. He missed this, and it was largely fine now - even if the Boss said things that didn't sound quite right with increasing frequency... it still felt a lot like home.]

[justbeingknife]

But it ain't real, right?

[ it couldn't be, Ryslig was always tossing out "too good to be trues". ]

[epitaffio]

[Man, Majima, you just had to remind him.]

No, it's not
I know he came out of my head and...
Even though he acts JUST ABOUT right there are things that make it really obvious it's not really him.

But now that he's easier to hide that doesn't stand out as much!

[justbeingknife]

He came out of your head

[ was that a question???? ]

[epitaffio]

Dude you've been harping on me for eating the candy this whole time and you don't even know how it WORKS?

[justbeingknife]

Because I'm worried about you, dumbass! What if you eat some weird shit and explode or your rib cage gets full of bugs?!

[ gross ]

[epitaffio]

I really AM fine though.

[...]

Were you seriously THAT worried?

[justbeingknife]

Why do ya sound so surprised?

[epitaffio]

Because...
I don't know
Did you think I might be in danger?

[justbeingknife]

Well, yeah. I mean, just about every month there's some weird shit about to go down, and sometimes people don't make it, ya know?

[epitaffio]

You thought I might be DEAD??